Some people just sing in the bathroom

"I have for long remain my grace of silence but upon your most wretched presence before me, this is the most polite manner I could deliver this message across.

What you have done or have any intention to do forms no part to my state of business.

YOU shall NOT, for even a particle of a moment, lay the assumption that your faculty of logic gear the mechanics to the possibility of my performance of the same sort.

If you, SIR, have vested in you the most minute trace of dignity to afford salvage to your damned mongrel soul. PLEASE! Show yourself out from my jurisdiction of comfort and be gone EVER!"

As random as it comes. A stage scene just pop up in my head in the middle of a shower. Quick editing in my head while I was washing my butt and it was just painful trying to go through the whole episode in my head again (and hoping I would not forget anything before the opportunity to pen this down somewhere)

And yes. I did rehearse the delivery in most augish pommie sneer I could muster up. Hopefully I didn't scare anyone Q-ing for the toilet in the morning today. =P